You may remember me from the feet tier list last Christmas. Well, I’m back at it again, this time rating all of your favorite Gwent streamers (according to twitch at least). There were far too many streamers to include all of them, so I just included streamers with more than a few hundred views on Gwent videos, and who showed their faces on stream. I can always add more streamers if people are adamant enough about it, so like and share if you want to see your favorite streamer on the list.
A list of all the streamers and a link to their twitch accounts will be included down below, so check them out.
Starting at the top, we have “Actually enjoys playing Gwent.” This category was exclusively reserved for streamers that I’ve seen smile frequently. The fact that its less than a fifth of the total pool is perhaps an indicator of the state of the game… Here we see some strong female representation, topped off by EmpiTea and TheaBeasty, who quite frankly could be Gwent’s entire marketing team and still do better than CD Project Red. Gabane has told me just how much he loves Gwent, so I felt like I had to put him in.
“Tips their barber and it shows” are the streamers with stylish haircuts or well-maintained beards. Diann makes me wonder how much product he uses to make his hair that shiny, and Fjolynn and MissLadyJady are rocking the ombre. Moshcraft and KG_HeartsandWine have some of the cleanest beards I’ve ever seen.
“Here for the ad revenue” are the middle of the pack, nothing stands out either good or bad. Rasheed honestly could have gotten his own category with his uncanny ability to always look high.
“Face touchers” do exactly what their description says. I’m sorry to all the Spyro_ZA fans out there, but man must have a permanent itch. I didn’t even have to go out of my way to get pictures with these people’s hands on their faces, as a casual scroll through any video has them do it every few minutes.
“Looks like they might kill someone” are one bad Gwent game from offing a rival in a back alley. This has less to do with the people themselves and more to do with their setups. SvYaTqq looks like he’s filming a plea for help after being captured by terrorists. ArtNhr looks like the gates of hell are connected to his closet. RomanBabayan and Handreader have such dark rooms they could swap out with someone midstream and I wouldn’t notice.
If you want to make your own list, here’s the template:
You can check mentioned streamers here:
Arctic Foxl: https://www.twitch.tv/arctic_foxl
Ibra 14: https://www.twitch.tv/ibra__14
KG HeartsandWine: https://www.twitch.tv/kg_heartsandwine
Spyro ZA: https://www.twitch.tv/spyro_za
Tech xx1: https://www.twitch.tv/tech_xx1
Vendetta sc: https://www.twitch.tv/vendetta_sc